Carded

In the early hours of this morning, ie, right after work last night, I went to the grocery store. I picked up a few items including a 12 pack of beer. I was checking out and the woman asked to see my ID. So, I gave her my driver's license and she inputted my date of birth, then the cash register said NO SALE! She was confused, I was confused, the kid worker hanging out was confused-then she told him, "I put in her birthdate-6-10-88." "88? I was born in 68 not 88" "That explains it, the kid said." I said, "I just turned 40-not 20." The checker said, "well you don't look it." And the kid agreed. I guess that's a pretty good complement!