Don't Call Me

I hate when the phone rings and wakes me up. Unfortunately, since I sleep during the day, this happens more often. Now, most people know not to call me, so normally it's a stupid call. I'm on the no call list, which gets rid of most telemarketers, but it doesn't stop charities. Well, charities, don't call me! First of all, I'd never give out my credit card number to someone calling me (and I know who you are because you said so?!). Plus I only have so much money which goes to certain charities-mainly only those having to do with animal welfare and the environment. So I'm sorry people begging for money for children's leukemia, you woke me up, I'm cranky, and I won't give you any money! Don't call me!