Give me Alcohol

I'm not an alcoholic. Truly, I'm not. But I've been without alcohol since Halloween for an upcoming blood test and I'm starting to get a little annoyed. I'm sorry, after an annoying evening at work I'd like a glass or two of wine. Or a beer. Or a nice glass of Southern Comfort to warm me up in this 30 degree weather. Something. Let me qualify-something with alcohol. I may have to agree with my dad on this one-if I was told to give up alcohol forever I might say-"Just kill me now!" Hopefully, it'll never come to that!