Thursday, October 11, 2007

Maxine's Living Will

My Living Will By Maxine


Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So she got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.....

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